19.6.18

Metalenema Episode 6-20-18

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Slitzkrieg got t-boned the other day, but he still managed to do this week's show! What a trooper!

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13.6.18

Metalenema Episode 6-13-18: All Swearing Episode


Metalheads have potty mouths, but since many people can't understand their lyrics, it tends to go unnoticed. Celebrate profanity with Metalenema!

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5.6.18

Metalenema Episode 6-6-18: National Day of Slayer special!


Happy (Inter)National Day of Slayer! This is an auspicious one, because it's the last year of this holiday with Slayer as an active band (at least as far as we know). It sucks to say goodbye, but at least they left years of amazing material to enjoy.

The playlist is huge and full of live rarities, so we aren't going to list it all (sorry, Mario), but you know the songs anyway. If you don't, you've got a lot of catching up to do!

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Also, in lieu of the playlist, please refer to the guidelines of how to celebrate the world's one true heavy metal holiday!

From NationalDayofSlayer.org:

How to Celebrate

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

Taking that participation to a problematic level

  • Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
  • Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
  • Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
  • Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
  • Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.

29.5.18

Metalenema Episode 5-30-18: The Morning Zoo Returns!


Buckle up for some morning metal hijinx from The Hyena and our newest co-host, DJ Slutzbang! They're gonna be so waaaaaaaaaaaaaacky for you, just tune in and go nuts!



16.5.18

Metalenema Episode 5-16-18

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Metalenema is back! The Undertaker and Slitzkrieg had a bunch of stuff to do, but now they are here again to bash your heads in (and also play some good metal). Chicago bands rule the roost this time, along with a debut from Texas' Pious Levis!

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18.4.18

Metalenema Episode 4-18-18

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"Whut, are you Gontyna Kry now?"
Due to a technical error, we couldn't give you this episode. Don't kry, though. It's here now!