Metalenema Episode 8-8-18

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We squeezed in an episode in between other crap we were doing. New tracks from Chthe'ilist and Embrace of Thorns!



Metalenema Episode 8-1-18

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This week, The Undertaker tells a story about a schoolyard fight, and also plays a new song from Mortuus! 


Metalenema Episode 7-25-18

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This week the guys spend a lot of time talking about things you don't care about, like opportunities they missed with girls, and the fact that soap operas are bizarre. They also play some pretty good songs, though, so there's that!



Metalenema Episode 7-18-18 - All Aussie!

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Metalenema is pleased to announce that we're now a part of Australia's own Sentinel Daily, a metal news and journal that actually produces intelligent content (imagine that)! New episodes will be streamed there weekly, giving more people than ever a chance to find us annoying and silly!

To celebrate this new partnership, we're doing an all-Australian metal episode, chock-a-block with death and black metal blokes! Tuck in!



Metalenema Episode 7-11-18

Immolation just played in India, so we're bringing this joke back one more time. Also, the revival of calling someone a "Dordevic", as well as new tracks from Immortal, Embrace of Thorns, Angantyr, and more!



Metalenema Episode 7-4-18: DTF 14 Weekend!

Destroying Texas Fest 14 was yet another wild ride, with good times, good bands, and good people. We covered it live, so check it out and ask yourself why you aren't coming to this awesome fest!



Metalenema Episode 6-20-18

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Slitzkrieg got t-boned the other day, but he still managed to do this week's show! What a trooper!



Metalenema Episode 6-13-18: All Swearing Episode

Metalheads have potty mouths, but since many people can't understand their lyrics, it tends to go unnoticed. Celebrate profanity with Metalenema!



Metalenema Episode 6-6-18: National Day of Slayer special!

Happy (Inter)National Day of Slayer! This is an auspicious one, because it's the last year of this holiday with Slayer as an active band (at least as far as we know). It sucks to say goodbye, but at least they left years of amazing material to enjoy.

The playlist is huge and full of live rarities, so we aren't going to list it all (sorry, Mario), but you know the songs anyway. If you don't, you've got a lot of catching up to do!


Also, in lieu of the playlist, please refer to the guidelines of how to celebrate the world's one true heavy metal holiday!

From NationalDayofSlayer.org:

How to Celebrate

  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
  • Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.
DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren't just about celebrating; they're about forcing it upon non-participants.

Taking that participation to a problematic level

  • Stage a "Slay-out." Don't go to work. Listen to Slayer.
  • Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
  • Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
  • Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
  • Kill the neighbor's dog and blame it on Slayer.


Metalenema Episode 5-30-18: The Morning Zoo Returns!

Buckle up for some morning metal hijinx from The Hyena and our newest co-host, DJ Slutzbang! They're gonna be so waaaaaaaaaaaaaacky for you, just tune in and go nuts!


Metalenema Episode 5-16-18

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Metalenema is back! The Undertaker and Slitzkrieg had a bunch of stuff to do, but now they are here again to bash your heads in (and also play some good metal). Chicago bands rule the roost this time, along with a debut from Texas' Pious Levis!



Metalenema Episode 4-18-18

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"Whut, are you Gontyna Kry now?"
Due to a technical error, we couldn't give you this episode. Don't kry, though. It's here now!


Metalenema Episode 4-4-18

Best of High Guy. .

Ooops! The Undertaker got drunk and tried to post this week's show, but he posted the playlist for next week's show. Sorry! Here's the correct shit.



Metalenema Episode 3-7-18

Well, after talking about it for two episodes, we finally got that new Master's Hammer, along with all the other good stuff you've come to expect.



Metalenema Episode 2-28-18

The studio computer took a mortal wound over the last couple of weeks, so we are just playing classics while we try to bring back our music library back from the dead. No playlist this week, you'll just have to trust us!



Metalenema Episode 2-6-18

We got the brand new one from Ritual Decay, along with a lot of stuff you've probably heard before but should listen to again!


Metalenema Episode 1-22-18

New Abigor debuts, and the Undertaker tells a terribly inappropriate story. So, the usual.



Metalenema Episode 1-1-18

Happy New Year! This episode was supposed to be out last week but the studio computer ate shit for a bit. Luckily The Undertaker wrested it back from the abyss, so you get to hear new stuff from Communion and Vargrav! Enjoy!


(No playlist this week due to the technical difficulties. Grab a pen.)