You little bastards!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
Official "Charlie Church" Metalenema stickers are available now, the first piece of actual swag in our twenty year history!
We're giving them away, and all you have to do is write firstname.lastname@example.org with a song request and your address, and we'll send you two! US orders only - sorry Europe, the postage costs too damn much.
One time when The Undertaker was a kid, he was Zorro for Halloween. The problem was that his cousin and little brother also wanted to be Zorro, so Mr. U convinced them to be red Zorro and yellow Zorro, just like in that cool movie! He doesn't actually recount that story on this episode, but